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I don't think I have time for that and for maintaining this blog. So, I'm foregoing the creation of a MySpace page for the time being. (Maybe I'll do one someday. But probably not...)
Anywho, I had a thought today that I might like to create one for a fictional character and maintain that. Specifically, I think I'd like to create one for Gozer the Gozarian from the movie "Ghostbusters."The movie is over twenty years old, so I doubt that anyone else has registered Gozer as an entity on MySpace right now. It's just not as current a character. And I doubt that it has ocurred to anyone else to maintain a presence for Gozer on MySpace. What use would a Pan-Dimensional DemiGod have for the quirky, very-much Earth driven functions of a MySpace page?
But I'd kinda like to know what sort of music Gozer listens to.
What song would he/she put on his/her cover page?
And whether he/she is single and what he/she is looking for in a partner.
I'd like to know his/her likes (torture, pan-dimensional destruction, marshamallows) and her dislikes (People from New York, Proton Particle Beam Emitters, Hellhounds that shed all over the couch.)
And most of all, I'd like to read his/her blog. I'd like to read Gozer's triumphs and disasters finding love. I'd like to know about the other dimensions that he/she has successfully conquered, failed to conquer or started to conquer but gave up because it really wasn't worth it. Being the absolute ruler of many worlds and times has to have similarities to other jobs. Sure, it starts out exciting with the genocides and the worshipping of the masses, but I'm sure that eventually the more annoying aspects of the job wear you down. Like Annoying Co-Workers That You Want To Dissolve Into Nothingness, But Don't and Returning to a Dimension to Conquer it Only To Find Out That You Already Conquered It Last Millenia and Weight Gain and Loss. These are the entries that I'd love to read.
Or write.
But who has time for all of that?
Someone else.
Someone else go out and make up a MySpace page for Gozer the Gozarian and make it as funny as I imagine it being and I promise to check it every day.
Cheers,
Mr. B
2 comments:
I did a check on this, and there's a suprising number of Gozers on MySpace. Many of whom know Gozer's full name. It's frightening.
People make MySpace pages for all sorts of random stuff. I briefly made one for a Wormhole in spacetime. He even had a blog entry or two. But I got distracted and never updated it. Oh well.
-Chip
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